Mar 24 2009
DVD Dump New Releases: March 24, 2009
Big Stan
Rob Schneider trains with David Carradine to bulk up for prison and salvage what’s left of his acting career.
The Cake Eaters
Good old fashioned romantic country girl angst starring the emo-chick from Twilight.
Columbus Day
’Val Kilmer dawns a beard to take on a heist gone wrong. Act now and recieve a free black kid for comic relief.
Every Second Counts
Looking for a good father-daughter sports drama? Sorry, all I could find was a father-daughter rodeo drama.
Fling
Brandon Routh hangs up his Superman cape to star in a steamy romance movie. Insert Superman sex joke here.
Gardens of the Night
Tom Arnold is no longer the light-comedic actor, but the creepy the uncle who kidnaps kids. Goodbye talkshows, hello Lifetime movies!
Happily N’ever After 2: Snow White
That’s the title? No pun like Snow Problem White? Just because your animated movie goes directly to DVD doesn’t mean you can be lazy.
Locusts: The 8th Plague
I can always count on Sci-Fi Channel to release TV movies that bit off more than they can chew. And a movie about locusts? You can almost see the cheap CGI in your mind.
Moscow Chill
A hardcore action packed movie about a hacker? You’re about a decade too late for that plot.
New York City Serenade
Freddie Prince Jr. and Chris Klien play aspiring filmmakers who end up fighting over a woman and dealing with the real world. What a fantasy. Real filmmakers don’t get the girls, let alone one to fight over. Only actors like Freddie Prince Jr. and Chris Klien could score chicks this hot.
Outrighteous
Two black girls fight over a black guy. Not much more to it than that. I’d say comedy ensues, but I didn’t see any in the trailer.
Ready or Not
Four college buddies on a Vegas batchelor party end up in Mexico where a road trip plot follows.
DVD Dump Pick of the Week:
Watchmen: Tales of the Black Freighter
If you’re still not sick of Watchmen in the three weeks since it’s release, here is some more on DVD! This DVD focuses on the comic story within the Watchmen comic and the fictional superhero documentary book within the comic. Keep an eye out next week for the spin-off series based on the characters within the fictional book within the movie within the comic.
