&
Advertise Here with Today.com
 

Apr 21 2009

DVD Dump New Releases: April 21, 2009

Published by madnessmark at 2:41 pm under News and Articles Edit This

It’s movie math time!

DVD Dump Pick of the Week

The Burrowers

Western + Monster Movie = Badass!

Caprica

Battlestar Galactica - Awesome Spaceship Battles + Prequel = Not Very Badass

Dante 01

Galactic Science Fiction + Horror Movie = Somewhat badass?

Dog Days of Summer

Perfect Little Town + Creepy Stranger = One Disturbing Childhood

Finding Me

Two African-American Men + Homosexual Relationship - Stereotypical Jokes + Competent Story = Another Movie For Christian Blogs to Ban

He Who Finds a Wife

African-American Couple + Abstinence Until Marriage Bit + Finding Jesus = Tyler Perry Movie

Kicking the Dog

Young Adults + Sex + Sexual Humor + Romantic Drama + Sex - Originality + Sex Jokes = American Pie IX

Laid to Rest

Saw + Texas Chainsaw Massacre + Chrome Skull Mask = Corny With A Chance of Plot Holes

Mulligans

Two Young Adults + Homosexual Relationship + Family Drama = The Graduate 2, Bros Before Hos

Sam’s Lake

Friday the 13th + Blair Witch Project + Every Other Horror Movie That Takes Place In The Woods = Same Old Crap

Street Warrior

Fight Club + UFC Wrestling + Never Back Down = Another Damn Hardcore Fighting Movie!

Possibly-related Articles:                                        (auto-generated)
Advertise Here with Today.com

Trackback URI | Comments RSS

Leave a Reply

Advertise Here
Some Today.com contributors may have received a fee or a promotional product or service from a manufacturer for promotional consideration, while others receive no consideration at all. Each contributor is responsible for disclosing any such promotional consideration.