Apr 21 2009
DVD Dump New Releases: April 21, 2009
It’s movie math time!
DVD Dump Pick of the Week
The Burrowers
Western + Monster Movie = Badass!
Caprica
Battlestar Galactica - Awesome Spaceship Battles + Prequel = Not Very Badass
Dante 01
Galactic Science Fiction + Horror Movie = Somewhat badass?
Dog Days of Summer
Perfect Little Town + Creepy Stranger = One Disturbing Childhood
Finding Me
Two African-American Men + Homosexual Relationship - Stereotypical Jokes + Competent Story = Another Movie For Christian Blogs to Ban
He Who Finds a Wife
African-American Couple + Abstinence Until Marriage Bit + Finding Jesus = Tyler Perry Movie
Kicking the Dog
Young Adults + Sex + Sexual Humor + Romantic Drama + Sex - Originality + Sex Jokes = American Pie IX
Laid to Rest
Saw + Texas Chainsaw Massacre + Chrome Skull Mask = Corny With A Chance of Plot Holes
Mulligans
Two Young Adults + Homosexual Relationship + Family Drama = The Graduate 2, Bros Before Hos
Sam’s Lake
Friday the 13th + Blair Witch Project + Every Other Horror Movie That Takes Place In The Woods = Same Old Crap
Street Warrior
Fight Club + UFC Wrestling + Never Back Down = Another Damn Hardcore Fighting Movie!
