The DVD Dump

Behind the Wall

Sometimes you just shouldn’t try to renovate a lighthouse with a history of murder and ghosts. Just saying.

Boot Camp

A boot camp turns into a prison camp in a movie that is probably better than this crappy trailer.

Frayed

Looks like a decent horror, but can we stop with the whole ‘based on true events’ tagline? Lionsgate has been playing the crap out for the past five years.

DVD Dump Pick of the Week

Ghost Image

What if that dark-haired chick in the Ring video actually tried talking to you instead of just coming out of the set and murdering you? Having a loved one being the one in the video helps too.

Life is Hot in Cracktown

A neighborhood of people try to survive in as much a way as you can survive in a neighborhood where you get gang-raped and shot at.

Love & Debate

You can choose between love or the ability to make your opinion heard. But you can only choose ONE!

Bridge to Nowhere

It’s good to know that if you’re low on money there is always prostitution.

The City is Mine

Whatever happen to sharing a city?

DVD Dump Pick of the Week

The Golden Boys

Doing a period piece must’ve been part of Rip Torn’s rehab.

Love Hollywood Style

May very well be the craziest Valentine’s Day movie ever made. And it’s not even a chick flick.

Stuntmen

Stuntmen everywhere need to stage a scene for this film to explode for sullying their name. And they’ll do it for the right price.

Surveillance

Bill Pulman and Julia Ormond play it up X-Files style without the science fiction. In other words, BORING!

The Wedding Bros

Wedding Crashers without the sex.

DVD Dump Pick of the Week

Alien Trespass

X-Files director R.W. Goodwin proves it’s never too late to make a movie about aliens in a post-war, nuclear-fearing 1950’s.

Almost Heaven

The only thing worse than working on a fishing show is doing it sober with your ex-wife.

The Art of War III: Retribution

Who better than Naughty By Nature’s Treach to stop the North Koreans from obtaining a nuclear bomb.

The Crypt

AKA The Cave 2

Dark Rising

Like that show Reaper, but with lesbians.

Dead by Dawn 2: The Return

Furthing the stereotype that twin sisters can only get acting careers in horror movies…and porn.

I Do…I Did

AKA Three’s Company the Movie.

The Last Resort

Horrifying murders mysteriously occur on the 

Mysterious Horrifying Murder Resort.

Road Trip: Beer Pong

Hey, you got your Road Trip in my Beerfest!

Safehouse

A former FBI agent just gets pulled back into a plot of murder and thumbdrives.

Steppin’

The black version of Step Up 2.

The Tiger’s Tail

Brendan Gleeson had it all until a Saw-plot came into his movie.