The DVD Dump

Summer is over! However, just because you’ll be freezing your butt off this fall does not mean you can’t find a good movie to snuggle in with. And if new Hollywood blockbusters aren’t your thing, here is more of the latest direct-to-video shlock ready to make a quick buck off the easily impressionable.

Bring It On: Fight to the Finish

I guess based on the setup you could call these sports movies, but I still won’t.

Drifter: Henry Lee Lucas

No trailer for this one, but just listen to how fascinated Antonio Sabato Jr sounds to be playing serial killer Henry Lee Lucas.

Good Dick

A lonely video store clerk meets a lonely movie-watching girl. The dude loves her, but the chick hates him despite his large penis. Why am I writing this?

DVD Dump Pick of the Week

Humanity’s End

GIANT BIG-ASS SHIPS WAGE GIANT BIG-ASS BATTLES IN A GIANT BIG-ASS SCIENCE FICTION MOVIE….that only cost $140,000?

Impact

A meteor shower turns the moon into our enemy! And the plots of Armageddon and Deep Impact merge into a standard sci-fi plot. Wait, did the announcer just say ‘get ready to experience the dark side of the moon’? Ugh.

Meteor

Dammit, I already mentioned Deep Impact with the last movie. Well, here is another rip-off.

Randy & The Mob

There was a script leftover for Ernest & The Mob, but since John Vernon is dead, they had to recast and retitle it.

ALSO THIS WEEK…

-Blaxploitation Bonanza:  Lots of double-disc sets for blaxploitation favorites including Truck Turner, Blackula, Coffy, etc.

-More TCM Classic Film Collections: This time some real interesting ones including sets for science fiction (Solyent Green, The Time Machine, Forbidden Planet, 2001) and horror (Dr Jekyl and Mr Hyde, Freaks, The Haunting, House of Wax).

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