Sep 15 2009
DVD Dump New Releases: September 15th, 2009
Barbie and the The Three Musketeers
Because when I think of gender breaking roles, I think Barbie.
Blood and Bone
For the guy who loves UFC, but wants a little more street cred to go with it.
Bodyguard: A New Beginning
Been awhile since we’ve seen a new kung-fu triad film. I’m not saying it’s great, just refreshing.
Camille
As if this girl weren’t annoying enough, now she is undead. Also, more David Carradine.
Deadgirl
The most horrifying element of all: growing up.
DVD Dump Pick of the Week:
Four Dragons
A bunch of Chinese immigrants GOTTA FIGHT! YOU GOTTA FIGHT!
Grace
Vampire babies must be a bitch to breast feed.
Mail Order Bride
A misleading title for a typical Hallmark movie.
Rumba
Um….what?
Treeless Mountain
Kids being kids in China. What? They all can’t be witty!
Truth Hall
You know, there are days I really hate doing this blog.
Also this week…
-Drive-In Madness Vol. 1, Campy Classics: More goofy films from the time when people watched movies in their car. Okay, we will still watch movies in cars, but…you know what I mean.
-Dragonball Volume 1: More fantasy kung-fu in a fantasy world with fantasy characters doing fantasy things. Oh, and lots of screaming.
-Visitor Q (Re-Release): The Takeshi Miike film so disgusting it was banned in New Zealand. I’ll be picking this one up!