Oct 13 2009
DVD Dump New Releases: October 13, 2009
Crush(ed)
This movie proves that you don’t need a steady job or a steady diet to bag a hot wife. Except I already learned that from King of Queens so this looks kind of boring.
Gnaw
That reminds me. Thanksgiving is almost here.
The Haunted Airman
Looking like he hasn’t slept since the last Twilight movie, Robert Pattinson plays a pilot (yes, a pilot) who just can’t get a decent night of sleep.
How to Be a Serial Killer
Either the director never saw the show Dexter or he watched too much of it. Although this does seem like a humorous version of Mr Brooks, but nobody remembers that movie so it looks very original.
Hurricane in the Rose Garden
Why does this feel like Diary of a Mad Black Woman without Madea? Why am I longing for Madea now?
DVD Dump Pick of the Week:
Infestation
In case you missed summer, here is a movie that perfectly simulates watching fireworks near a mosquito-infested lake.
Jada
Um….yeah. I’d make a joke here, but I’ve feel I’ve already made it…several, several times.
The Killing Room
Do you love the Saw series, but want a more convoluted plot? Have I got a movie for you.
Mr. Art Critic
How much of a-hole do you have to be to be a snobbish art critic and claim anybody can make art?
An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving
Boooooooooooooring.
